What Do Cat Feels About Rules or Cat's Philosophy

1. All rules can be broken when you feel like it.
2. Don't worry about vet bills, someone else will pay.
3. Know where the sock drawer is for those catnaps.
4. Help with jigsaw puzzles.
5. Sniff every stranger.
6. Be astonishingly mysterious.
7. When in doubt, chase something.
8. Don't play in plastic bags.
9. Ignore your mistakes.
10. When in doubt, let your tail do the talking.
11. Never sleep alone.
12. Curtains are for climbing only.
13. All chairs belong to the cat of the house.
14. Baths are for Dogs!
15. Feeding time is when YOU want to be fed.
16. Go absolutely berserk for no apparent reason.
17. Scratching humans and furniture is a no-no.
18. Try to keep that mouse alive for your human.
19. Make the world your playground.
20. Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
21. If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
22. When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
23. Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
24. Nap often.
25. When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
26. Life is hard, and then you nap.
27. Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
28. When in doubt, cop an attitude.
29. Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
30. Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
31. Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
32. Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".